February 2012
youwanttobelikethem asked: Fuck you<3
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
how fucking ugly society is. . .
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
