thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
t-r-u-e-he4rt: edsomniac: “are you dating taylor swift?” forever rebloggg
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
whorizonwireless: *40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
earthnation: swimchick11606: earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH You really live up to your URL. watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be...
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
coolstoryfuckface: today i told kesha id drink her pee if she talked to me than she followed me on twitter
ateu: If u purposely cover ur answers just so someone won’t copy off u you’re a little bitch
cliterallysame: “I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via jesussbabymomma)