May 2013
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
t-r-u-e-he4rt:
edsomniac:
“are you dating taylor swift?”
forever rebloggg
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
shadowfoxfire:
kamerlort:
do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse
yes.
bubblelumps:
1000notes:
comedraco:
twyll:
good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
whorizonwireless:
*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
earthnation:
swimchick11606:
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
You really live up to your URL.
watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be...
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
coolstoryfuckface:
today i told kesha id drink her pee if she talked to me than she followed me on twitter
ateu:
If u purposely cover ur answers just so someone won’t copy off u you’re a little bitch
cliterallysame:
“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via jesussbabymomma)
